President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Kamala Harris
(R) Donald Trump
80%↑
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) V. Archuleta
98%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Marshall Dawson
95%
5%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd
(D) Adam Frisch
50%
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CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank
(D) River Gassen
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) John Fabbricatore
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen
(R) Sergei Matveyuk
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
52%↑
48%↓
State Senate Majority
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REPUBLICANS
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State House Majority
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REPUBLICANS
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5%
September 08, 2021 01:44 PM UTC
13 Comments
Goats can smell evil.
(Unless he can make recurring donations to your ScamPAC I doubt he’ll be your friend for long)
You won't believe what happened next!
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Goats, and other people can smell her pandering a mile away.
That's an excellent "Leave me alone, you Nazi shitball" face.
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. Harry S Truman ·
I'm sort of in favor of Boebert befriending a goat … I like dogs.
Goats and dogs are too good for her.
The goat is smarter than Q-Bert.
The goat smells better too, COgator!
So BoBo is turning to satanism now?
That has to be embarrassing to Satan, Meiner!
Q-Bert: "My Pet Goat"