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September 24, 2021 10:23 AM UTC

Boebert Introduces Articles Of "Imeachment" Against Joe Biden

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  • by: Colorado Pols

UPDATE 12:10PM: Fun while it lasted, the “imeachment” crisis has mercifully been ended.

UPDATE 12:05PM: It’s possible that Rep. Lauren Boebert’s staff is arguing right now over whether to delete and “look weak” or…you know, not look like complete idiots. That’s the only explanation we can come up with for why this painfully glaring typo is still live on Boebert’s website.

UPDATE 11:30AM: It’s in the permanent record now, folks. Quality control is dead.

UPDATE 11:25AM: Seriously, is this staff sabotage?

UPDATE 11:20AM: Still up.

UPDATE 11:15AM: Still up.

UPDATE 11:09AM: It’s still up.

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As of 11:00am, it’s been up for some time now. No one has told her.

Or maybe “imeachment” is a thing, like “covfefe” or “morans!”

One thing we can say for sure is the solemnity of this moment is…less than exactly.

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34 thoughts on “Boebert Introduces Articles Of “Imeachment” Against Joe Biden

          1. If her tweet was still up, there would have been a few comments saying, you mean his approval rating will go as low as the age of the kids that her husband shows his privates to.

    1. Nutlid, it's one thing to make typos on a blog post, or a Facebook post.  It's another to misspell a word on a banner on a Congressional website.  Especially when I'm guessing it took a little bit of time for them to put that banner together.  One might want to take a little time to make sure mistakes like that don't show up on the final product.  Especially when someone claims to want to be taken seriously.  But, then again, when has Klannie Oakley ever been professional?

      1. I think what Fluffy’s trying to tell us is that once he got the bat signal from PewPew’s crack interwebs team this morning that there was a problem, it took him some time to crawl out of granny’s basement and find the internets so he could make the edit. 

    1. Perhaps you should stop and consider the possibility that, maybe, you’re just not among the intended audience??? . . .

      And, anyway, it’s a joke, Elliot — rather appropriately befitting of the joke that she is, and the folks she’s surrounded herself with, in her recurring ineptitude, of which she seems so strangely and unbelievably proud, are.

      And, then to have it happen on a matter of such consequences, which she likely doesn’t and can’t even begin to understand any of (. . . the most obvious being, as her intellectual role model might opine, “How’s that ‘President Harris’ thingy workin” out for you, little dear?” . . .) and which undoubtedly she’s been planning for some time to begin announcing, well . . .

      . . . and the real punchline here is, that she is the pew-pew “where” that the GOP has been driving this country towards for over one half century, now!??

      (. . . BTW, if some one know-nothing, so utterly inept and unqualified for her own position, takes yet another way-out-in-left- field wacko stance that someone who isn’t deserves to be imeached, and then botches that glaringly, that seems to be a fairly resounding endorsement that there’s no reason whatsoever that they should?)

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