October 02, 2011 08:26 PM UTC

Polis a Proud Daddy

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• by: Colorado Pols

Reports the Boulder Weekly via the Washington Post:

Rep. Jared Polis, D-Boulder, and his partner Marlon Reis announced [Friday], Sept. 30, the birth of their first child, a baby boy. The baby, born weighing 8-pounds 12-ounces, is named Caspian Julius. Both parents and newborn are reportedly doing well.

In the birth announcement, Polis and Reis wrote, “Baby has learned to cry already!”

Caspian Julius Polis. If that’s not the name of a kid born to be either George Soros’ henchman or a Greek shipping magnate billionaire, we surely don’t know what is (we joke, at least the Greek shipping magnate billionaire part). Congratulations either way–it takes time, but kids eventually make up for the dirty diapers and 12-18 sleepless months in Jared’s future.