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Her birth announcement in the Orlando Sentinel shows her born in Altamonte Springs, Florida on December 19, 1986.
My guess – and that is all it is – is that she fudged her birth date to protect Jayson from statutory rape charges – she was only 17, and Jayson was 23, when they started "going out", and certainly was pregnant with her oldest, Tyler, when they were married in 2005. Do the math from this Vail Sentinel story.
Or she may have had a fake ID in order to drink while underage. Nothing most people on this blog haven't done, (underage drinking, sex outside of marriage, shotgun weddings) with the exception of the statutory rape thing.
Since the difference is only 4 days, I'd chalk that up to a clerical error that got repeated. I'd go with the birth announcement, that is closest to the event.
Maybe, since her office won't confirm her birthday, it's because she really wasn't born a US citizen, and is in the country illegally. Just sayin'
Perhaps her birthday is one of those facts that is a matter of opinion.
Or maybe December 15, 1986, was the day on which she was born under the Gregorian calendar, but December 19, 1986, was the date under the MAGA calendar.
My guess is she was hatched, and no one was around to know for sure exactly what date she dug her way out of the underground nest? . . .
My second guess: She was probably at the bowling alley on the day they went over birth dates in GED class? . . .
Having spent a couple of hours today working on medical identification before some tests, scheduling some follow-up procedures, and trying to iron out some insurance website issues, I'm pretty certain there would need to be a consistent answer linked to multiple databases.
Happy Birthday #PewPew: a Complete and Total Endorsement! This should definitely clear the field (let’s hope it works out better than the Moddy
endorsementkiss-of-death).Trump endorses Lauren Boebert
I wonder if he will be making an endorsement in CO-05.
When is David Williams' birthday?
No mention of his birthday on Wiki.
Stuff like this makes it clear that beyond being a lunatic and an ignorant malicious nincompoop, she's also just an extremely weird person. I'm sure she thinks that being cagey about her birthday is either some kind of defense against the "deep state" or something she's convinced herself is super clever and funny like the endless self-amusement screaming about "Brandon" as if it's witty and smart.
Yup. Some people come to only be able to take life as a series of tumbling games. I think paranoia…an inability to trust anyone…her whole life experience has been to develop such a defense.
One wonders if she has ever had an honest moment…about anything.