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February 23, 2012 10:58 PM UTC
18 Comments
Is this means Mr. Friess has only ever heard of missionary position.
I believe Mrs. Friess is the true victim.
“My wife constantly tells me I need new material–she understood the joke but didn’t like it anyway–so I will keep that old one in the past where it belongs.” Part of Friess’s apology statement
He should listen to his wife more!
it’s ASPIRIN . . .
Advil has never received certification from the medical scientists at the GOP for the prevention of pregnancy.
Advil is what you pinch between your knees when pinching aspirin didn’t prevent pregnancy. Advil is an anti-inflamatory drug.
I’m going to donate a bottle of Aspirin.
that kind of aspirin is much more useful.
Santorum will be a distant memory by April.
There’s always plenty of Republicans ready to say more stupid shit. And if we’re lacking, we can play Romney’s greatest hits from the pander to the neanderthals GOP primary.
for criminally goofy and seriously bent presidential hopefuls will be distant memories before Thanksgiving. And it’s last call for all of them. None of them will ever get near a run again. You’ll have to come up with a whole new clown car full in 2016.
The clown academy has been spitting out new clowns at a record pace lately.
pull this thing out, but “distant memory by April”?
I’ll remember your “distant memory by April” comment when RMoney is desperately seeking an endorsement from Santorum (R-Ickey) and begs him to take it up the ass, one more time,”for the team.”
Isn’t my employer, just the man I support to defeat Barack Obama.
really, in a sort of dupe for free kind of way.
Thank god there’s still some remnants of this county’s social safety net. Don’t despair, Libby knows a convenience store that takes food stamps.
Too bad ArapGOP had to learn that first-hand.
to your VP nominee.
Santorum- A frothy mix of lube and fecal matter often resulting from anal sex. Google it.