(Joe Coors falls victim to a self-inflicted meme – promoted by Colorado Pols)
Ever since I first saw Joe Coors’ “not a beer” ad, I’ve been trying to finish the sentence for him. Joe Coors is not a beer, that’s established.
Is he a Pabst Blue Ribbon? There are those who argue PBR is not beer either.
Maybe not a beer. Is he a yacht?
How about a pile of money?
Or a ball peen hammer?
Or a juicy pork chop?
Or a motor scooter?
Or L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology?
Take a look at my numerous theories for what Joe Coors is, if not a beer, at my new Tumblr blog, Joe Coors: Not a Beer. I doubt I’ve explored all the possibilities for what Joe Coors is, so please send me your suggestions, either on my Tumblr or comment right here!
With Photoshop’s help, we’re going to solve this mystery.
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Good job, Jeffco, although there are those who might argue the ‘pile of money’ comes damn close.
Just sayin’
Didn’t the flashing pictures on the front page cause issues for some people when the Amy Stephens montage was posted?
These have a lot less total motion in them, I hope it’s easier on the eyes.
Thanks for the bump, Guvs!
is about as good an American manufactured beer as there is. I always select it over Coors, Bud, Miller or Mich
Though I gotta give it to Bud when it comes to pitching the value of the can
a self-reliant proctologist.
Haberdasher?