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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
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Governor
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(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Jena Griswold
60%
60%
40%↓
Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Alexis King
(D) Brian Mason
40%
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30%
Sec. of State
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(D) George Stern
(D) A. Gonzalez
(R) Sheri Davis
40%
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%
30%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Joe Salazar
50%
40%
40%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
September 20, 2022 10:15 AM UTC
12 Comments
Perhaps there weren't enough people in Alaska willing to pay those prices.
That dimension probably looks like that alternate version of 1985 from Back To The Future Part 2 where Biff was rich and powerful.
Either way, I don't think that's a dimension anybody with any sense should be exposed to.
Good thing they cancelled it. The black hearted horrors that would have stepped through that rift from the Outer planes would have wrecked havoc on the planet, putting all life at risk. 🤣😂🤣
No, I don't think it's fair to say that, as I doubt Boebert had any role in building that brand. Indeed, I suspect she was a "Weird Science" project undertaken by a few GOP operatives.
Wouldn't have believed that a "poor man's Sarah Palin" was even possible, but there ya go.
I'm thinkin' we need a Saturday Night Live version of the Palin-Boebert show. We know Tina Fey plays Palin – but who plays Boebert?
Tina Fey plays both roles … sort of like Haley Mills (1961) or Lindsay Lohan (1998) playing the identical twins in The Parent Trap.
Tina could star in The Partisan Trap.
Or even the old Patty Duke Show.
Where Lauren loves her ammo porn,
Ownin' libs and heapin' scorn,
Our Sarah loves to gibber loud
And quittin' makes her feel so proud –
What a wild duet!
Still, they're morons,
Ridiculous morons and you'll find,
They shout alike, they clown alike,
At times they even sound alike –
They've both lost their minds,
These fuckheads are two of a kind
Well done!
I think Chloe Fineman with a wig and glasses could do Klannie Oakley to a T!
She has done that on SNL.
Oh my, I missed that one! Has nothing to do with getting older to the point at which SNL is on past my bedtime, even when new shows start at 9:30. Nothing whatsoever. Thanks!