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September 18, 2012 08:46 PM UTC

Lang Sias Will Make Sure Your Kids Can Compete...Somewhere

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  • by: Colorado Pols

Another from the unfortunate campaign mailers department (a regular favorite of ours), here’s a new piece that just arrived in Senate District 19 mailboxes–the key race in northern Jefferson County between Democratic incumbent Sen. Evie Hudak and Republican Lang Sias. From the flagship Republican Senate “independent effort,” the Senate Majority Fund:



Got that, swing voter? Sias will help our kids compete–you just don’t know what at! It’s best to not allow the recipient’s mind to wander as a result of a printing error like this. Glossy color mailers, after all, are quite expensive. A mistake of this glaring nature and magnitude defeats the purpose of sending the mailer. It’s worse than sending nothing at all, beyond the wasted money. For those that don’t wind up directly in the circular file, this screwup is the only thing that’s memorable. In short, better proofing urgently needed at the Senate Majority Fund.

What will Sias “make sure our kids can compete in?” Since they don’t specify, a poll follows.

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8 thoughts on “Lang Sias Will Make Sure Your Kids Can Compete…Somewhere

  1. Clearly Lang is making a post-modern allusion to the vast blankness that today’s children see stretching out before them, a future in which the land of milk and honey has been reduced to an empty field of off-white with hints of cream, a future in which their education, like this sentence, trails off abruptly with no apparent destination.

    YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW DEEP LANG SIAS IS.

  2. Lang Sias is either blind, cannot read or very preoccupied.  As was shown with the Tea Party mailer he messed up, he has a rough time concentrating when he’s asked to pay attention to detail.  I can’t believe he’s a pilot.  It’s a good thing he’s flying with another pilot beside him, otherwise he’d be apt to forget to put his wheels down prior to landing.  Keep him far away from complex legislation.

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