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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Joe Salazar
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March 17, 2023 03:15 PM UTC
19 Comments
Catchy, but she'll never be Dick Wadhams or Jim Smallwood.
Nancy "Pizza" Pallozzi.
Well, what can you say? We live in the State of Colorado. They live in a State of Denial.
If they were looking in Jeffco, they would have been better off inviting Joan "Granny Fister" Poston.
I thought the Barn at Evergreen Memorial Park must be in a cemetery, which struck me as appropriate. Alas, it is just an events venue in a park with a name that sounds like a cemetery.
Dave, Dave, Dave please reconsider this selection. How ’bout if she changed her name to, um, Tina
PetersPillowpalooza?? What’s Colorado’s hardest workingest MAGAnutter gotta’ do to finally earn some little bit of respect from her own state party?You can end this GOP civil war against Colorado’s rural right!
"70's, 80's, and 90's"
Uh, no.
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Also, you could complain about Dave "LGB" Williams fighting "conservative Republican RINO's."
The RINO's possession is not specified.
Ownership of the Liberals is implied.
Thank you!! I keep looking for a noun following 70's (fashion? music? politics?), and I usually am left wanting
Unfortunately, the only night next week; Monday through Friday; that I'm booked is the 21st. Otherwise, this might be worth a visit.
"Dave grew up in a military family. Didn't actually serve himself, but"
I noticed that.
Do I get extra credit because both my parents were in the Army in WW2?
Or, do I lose points because I avoided induction after getting braces on my teeth?
At least you didn't have bone spurs like The Orange Caligula
(new term for Trump, by Charlie Sykes of The Bulwark dot com. Look C. up among the early Roman emperors)
Sticking with the still popular "Combover Caligula"
What strikes me about the above blurbs is that they are barely literate while managing to be fully buzzword compliant. Oh well, I guess they appeal to the sheeple in the modern Republican party.
The Barns at Evergreen is where I first encountered Tom Tancredo. Ah, memory.
I still can't believe they elected Nancy Pallozzi to be their leader. What kind of comedy show are they auditioning for?
Maybe Joan "the Fisting Granny" Poston was unavailable.