President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Kamala Harris
(R) Donald Trump
80%↑
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) V. Archuleta
98%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Marshall Dawson
95%
5%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd
(D) Adam Frisch
50%
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CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank
(D) River Gassen
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) John Fabbricatore
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen
(R) Sergei Matveyuk
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
52%↑
48%↓
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
April 21, 2023 12:10 PM UTC
12 Comments
It is actually the sky falling down due to global warming.
Happy Earth Day!
Little do they know that Boebert pointed her spray upwards shortly after the picture in the post below was taken, with the controls set to "chemtrail."
Why is it that conspiracy theorists always demand that folks explain something for them? Nobody owes you an explanation, nutter.
And they always seem to couch their demands in terms of asking folks explain the non-existence of something.
Sigh!!! There seem to be more graduates around here, from Trump University, than was originally thought.
There is good advice though about not looking up, especially if one is around a tree. Never know when one might get a little bird poop in one's face.
I am disappointed that I didn't get a link to the Dulce Base conspiracy.
How dumb do you have to be in the 21st century not to know what a contrail is? My high school was lousy with kids from military families from Fitz, Lowry, and Buckley. Fighter jets flew over all the time. Our mascot was a thunderbird and our yearbook was Contrails.
Those idiots are a mile higher than the idiots down here at sea level. Yeah, you cannot even guess how stupid you have to be to believe contrails are the same as a what a crop duster would plop on you.
Ah, what the hey, if this nonsense keeps more of these batshitter idiots off the streets and holed up for longer playing duck-and-cover and trembling in their home bunkers, I’m thinking maybe we should consider ways to encourage these reports?
I'm encouraged that the Republicans selected such a person to be the leader of the Rio Grande County Republican Party.
I expect the county's current 2,715 active voter registrations for Republicans will include a number likely to back away from their commitment as they see this sort of statements of Carol Riggenbach and her supporters.
If you really want to make a wingnut's head explode, tell him chemtrails prevent vaccine injuries (and/or vice versa).
Enough with the euphemisms, those "injuries" should be called out for what they actually — horrific genetic mutations!