President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Kamala Harris
(R) Donald Trump
80%↑
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) V. Archuleta
98%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Marshall Dawson
95%
5%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd
(D) Adam Frisch
50%
50%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank
(D) River Gassen
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) John Fabbricatore
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen
(R) Sergei Matveyuk
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
52%↑
48%↓
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
May 03, 2023 04:03 PM UTC
19 Comments
Best way to have a positive impact on kids is to ban drag shows. (sarcasm)
Does that mean that the Catholic bishops will no longer be celebrating high mass?
Yes, and (male) judges will no longer be wearing robes. Looking at you, Justices Thomas, Roberts, Alito, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh!
And Flip Wilson will no longer be on late night re-runs doing "Geraldine", "Mrs. Doubtfire" will be banned, as will the entire "Madea____ franchise".
All Shakespeare comedies featuring cross-dressing mistaken-identity plots will be banned. That would eliminate about a fifth of the canon's surviving 38 plays, which feature plots that revolve around young couples falling in love with someone whom they think is a different gender because of gender-bending cross-dressing.
Also banned will be the movie "Victor, Victoria," which featured a woman playing a man playing a woman.
I no longer recall the intricacies of the plot, without researching it. I do, however, recall that I enjoyed the movie.
All these rat-wing assholes look virtually alike.
Is there some demented rat-wing-asshole central-casting agency somewhere that sends these interchangeable washed-up old gasbags out on these cheesy grifting/rabble-rousing/gaslighting tours? Must be very lucrative, since there are so many old white angertainment hucksters out there inflaming and fleecing the rubes.
"fleecing the rubes…." If you want to see a classic, fleecing movie, that starred the late and great George C. Scott, look on YouTube for "The Flim Flam Man." It came out, I think, in 1967.
I assume Dippington P. McShit will be running for a local school board seat from which she can combat the out-of-control problem of "furries" in public schools.
I’m not certain if there is a typo … can someone clarify?
2:30 on a Sunday afternoon does seem like a good time for a “stealth lunch”.
And I’m hoping whatever discussion is held goes beyond “our kids” if those are in any way limited to the children of people who show up to the meeting in Lone Tree, CO. Whatever discussion is held, I hope someone is asking what the “positive impact” will be on the kids of Crowley County, Five Points, and all those whose parents are working gig economy jobs in ski resorts.
We do recall there being a lunch at the launch, and there was lunch left over.
In this case we meant "launch," and thank you.
Regarding "It will be three years before G***hl has the opportunity to run for another statewide office" – seems to me she could run for the statewide CU Regent seat in 2024? I hope to Coach Prime she doesn't, of course!
That would be the joke of the century. The voters are on to Heidi now…
Goddamm Hidey, plagarizing Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy??
(OK, he was a far deeper thinker than you, but . . .)
“When the only skill life gives you is dogs, stick to making doggy-ade.”
“Next steps? Maybe try, ‘Walk away’!? ‘Walk away’ would be good!”
Which is more likely?
My money would be on Jesus, and I'm a atheist.
There is a shocking level of unawareness that comes with losing a statewide election by an embarrassing 19 points and then coming right back within months thinking that people want to hear more of what you have to say. It's like people like Heidi, Dave Williams, Tina Peters, etc. are incapable or unwilling to venture outside of their cozy bubbles of die-hard head-in-the-sand dupes cheering them on, to see what is actually going on in Colorado. Damn, come up for some air! What a massive disconnect.
Who said there are no second acts in American life?
Both Ways Bob Beauprez came back from an 18-point loss to Bill Ritter in 2006 to lose to John Hickenlooper by only three points in 2014.
Maybe Ganahl is hoping for the same.
Furries beware. Heidi is back!
If Jesus existed, I can't imagine he'd come back for the 21st century shitshow. As for Heidi, like a bad penny, she'll just keep coming back and be worth just as much to society. I'd like to see the canines at Camp Bow Wow rise up
Brandon Williams and
HiediHeidi together???Now that party unity! I would have pegged Williams for a Greg Lopez supporter. I guess this is outreach to what passes as the left wing of the Colorado GOP.