President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Joe Biden*
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) V. Archuleta
98%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Marshall Dawson
95%
5%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
50%
50%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank
(D) River Gassen
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) John Fabbricatore
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen
(R) Sergei Matveyuk
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
70%
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
August 24, 2023 11:17 AM UTC
9 Comments
Are you sure he didn't just release a particularly satisfying SBD behind the podium?
I didn't watch, but assume you mean something other than Squat, Bench press, and Deadlift..
Definitely not that. But I won't spell it out for the sake of our sensitive younger readers 😉
It's that bodily function which Rudy Giuliani performed during his appearance before that legislative committee in Michigan in December 2020.
I have to wonder if he is even human.
Does everyone remember that clip from him a couple of weeks ago at the Iowa State Fair chastising that little girl who was enjoying some kind of ice drink? He told her it was all sugar. He sounded worse than Mike Bloomberg who at least only wanted vendors to print the calories on soft drinks.
If he is preprogrammed, I think someone needs to rewrite the code.
"ACtivate verticle lip movement. Lip movement activated. Lip movement interrupted. Lip movement stall. Abort lip movement. Abort lip mov…………………………………………………………………………………end signal.
All the charisma and personality of a piece of freaking toast.
Or a cold toilet seat.