DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Jena Griswold
60%↑
40%↑
(D) Brianna Titone
(D) Jeff Bridges
(R) Kevin Grantham
40%
40%
30%
(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
45%↓
40%↑
30%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Jena Griswold
60%↑
40%↑
(D) Brianna Titone
(D) Jeff Bridges
(R) Kevin Grantham
40%
40%
30%
(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
45%↓
40%↑
30%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
July 30, 2013 08:39 AM UTC
14 Comments
All Brophy is missing is a big wad of chew…
And the tractor cap. Then again, the photo nipped off the top of his head. Maybe it's up there, after all.
Why does Greg look so angry?
1. The photographer is making fun of the box he's standing on.
2. He's scanning the horizon for Muslim Extremist Watermelons.
3. Someone told him his actual chances of winning.
4. The gun rack with his prized AR-15 fell off the back of his tractor and got chewed up by the tiller attachment.
5. His wife got mad and put the all the ammunition on a high shelf, just to piss him off.
6. Michael Bloomberg hacked into his Betflix account; now his instant queue contains nothing but Lesbian Feminist Documentaries and Steve Guttenberg movies.
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7. That last melon he shot didn't "squeal like a pig."
8. He just remembered that he forgot his lifts in his other pair of farmin' boots.
9. Someone tuned the radio in his tractor to NPR, and pulled off the knobs.
ImpressiveSilly. What is not showing is that Little Tommy is standing next to brophy.