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August 22, 2013 01:18 PM UTC
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GOP Senate candidate Randy Baumgardner leads the pack in this eminently captionable photo. (Via
The new coolest guy on the block look: When your handlebar mustache matches your handlebars. (Just waiting for EF to point out that that's not a handlebar mustache and ruin the joke.)
It's the only time Randy will ever "lead the pack," so I say let him have his moment.
Just making it more difficult to decide who to vote for in the primary.
I bet Randy would outride any of the pantywaists on this blog, even with his hat on.
Randy don't take kindly to none of that fancy ass bicyclin' anyhow, so when you're done with all this hoopla, go on and git !
It could be an economic development platform.
Really? You'd be surprised who reads this blog.
BTW, Randy the bikey voted against the bike safety law that helps protect his ass when he's out on the road. Just another IOKIYAR.
You do that a lot, Moddy? Fantasize about Randy in bicycle shorts?
Have you ever gotten anything right in your entire life ???
Where's Dan Maes, I want to hear about that United Nations conspiracy regarding bicycles. I am sure that Randy doesn't want his name associated with the U.N.
I think that it's a great personal ad photo. I'd have to get PCG to weigh in on that, though. "Hey, little lady, wanna go for a ride?"
Better yet if you could animate the mustache to do the talking.
Wow, Lance Armstrong has really let himself go.
. . . he was warned about the terrible side effects of all those steroids and shit!!!
Captionable . . . ???
Why — "All hat, and no horse!" — of course . . .