October 10, 2013 09:07 PM UTC

Mad Libs/ Mad Cons

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• by: kwtree

This is an equal opportunity politician and political party bashing spree . If you don’t know how to play Mad Libs/ Mad Cons,  you make a list with the part of speech or requested noun. Don’t scroll down to read the paragraph! You may have to use a word or text doc or  (gasp!) paper  to record your choices.

THEN scroll down, and fill in the numbered blanks – plug them in to the paragraph below. No cheating! It’s funnier if you don’t. Either this will be hilarious, or lame, or both. It's non-partisan, , but you don’t have to be, and it can be NSFW. Please post your completed mad libs/mad con paragraphs in the comments. Thanks to slavdude and realist for the idea. Suggestions welcome.

1.     verb participle (ends in –ing)

2.     emotion

3.     adjective

4.     political party

5.     verb (present tense)

6.     adjective

7.     group of living beings i.e. bankers, inmates, Democrats, tea-baggers, children, teenagers, cats, etc.

8.     adjective

9.     group of living beings

10. Name of politician or celebrity

11. Noun (person, place, thing)

12. Political party or group

13. Collective noun, i.e. crowd, gang, party, family, town, band

14. Intense adjective, (fierce, hated, adored, putrid,hairy, smelly)

15. Plural noun (ends in s)

16. Verb

17. Preposition (through, above, into, out, around)

18. Body parts

19. Body part

20. Verb

21. Adjective

22. Plural Insult noun

23. Adjective

24. adjective

Fill in below: 

“I am just so 1. ____________ 2._________ about the damned _3_______________ _4_______________s. How dare they _5________________ our__6__________________ 7____________________  away, and put all of the 8______________ _9__________________out of work!,’”

10_____________ ___________, a famous spokes11__________________ for the 12____________________, 13___________ today.

Why, if I only had 14____________ 15_______________________s, I’d 16_________________ _17______________ every single one of their _18____________ ________________ so fast, it would make their 19_________ __20__________________. That would show the 21____________ 22_________________.

My fellow Americans, let’s take our country back!  Then we can truly be the land of the _23__________________, and the home of the 24____________________.