Therefore, I would like today to announce a tentative decision, I’m stilling thinking about it, to endorse Barack Obama, since everybody is asking who am I going to endorse, and here’s why.
Barack Obama is pro-life.
Barack Obama is a Constitutionalist.
Barack Obama believes in limited government.
Barack Obama is in favor of health care savings plans.
Barack Obama loves free markets and wants to protect them.
Barack Obama is strong on national defense.
Barack Obama is a tax cutter extraordinaire.
Barack Obama makes my leg tingle when I hear him speak.
Barack Obama will end the designated hitter rule.
Barack Obama will establish a college football playoff once and for all so we will genuinely have a champion.
Barack Obama will get to the bottom of Spygate.
Barack Obama will offer free beer Fridays.
Whatever you want Obama to be, folks, he’s a blank slate, he’s an empty canvas, and this is the nature of his appeal. Whatever people fantasize about, whatever they want, they are confident Obama supports it, too.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
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I think it’s a swipe.
at least it’s apparent his influence is mythical, being McCain is the Republican nominee
Why is it that most people claimed that Rush’s audience and other conservative talk radio’s audiences for that matter, were a bunch of zombies that blindly followed Rush and the rest, hanging on their every word? Now that it shows the opposite, how come his influence is now mythical??
I like Rush Limbaugh because he articulates things I have always thought.
I like him because he agrees with me.
What lib’s don’t get is that Rush has NEVER asked me to follow him.
He informs, gives his opinion and some humor, and lets me decide.
I may have to rethink Obama now too.
college football playoff rule. Why doesn’t College football have it’s own March Madness?