President (To Win Colorado) See Full Big Line

(D) Joe Biden*

(R) Donald Trump

80%

20%

CO-01 (Denver) See Full Big Line

(D) Diana DeGette*

(R) V. Archuleta

98%

CO-02 (Boulder-ish) See Full Big Line

(D) Joe Neguse*

(R) Marshall Dawson

95%

CO-03 (West & Southern CO) See Full Big Line

(D) Adam Frisch

(R) Jeff Hurd

50%

CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado) See Full Big Line

(R) Lauren Boebert

(D) Trisha Calvarese

90%

10%

CO-05 (Colorado Springs) See Full Big Line

(R) Jeff Crank

(D) River Gassen

80%

20%

CO-06 (Aurora) See Full Big Line

(D) Jason Crow*

(R) John Fabbricatore

90%

10%

CO-07 (Jefferson County) See Full Big Line

(D) B. Pettersen

(R) Sergei Matveyuk

90%

10%

CO-08 (Northern Colo.) See Full Big Line

(D) Yadira Caraveo

(R) Gabe Evans

70%

30%

State Senate Majority See Full Big Line

DEMOCRATS

REPUBLICANS

80%

20%

State House Majority See Full Big Line

DEMOCRATS

REPUBLICANS

95%

May 08, 2014 12:02 PM UTC

Pete Coors is an Excellent Spoon Player (Yes, This is a Real Headline)

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by: Colorado Pols

We are absolutely supportive of the efforts of Republicans to bring the 2016 Republican National Convention to Denver.

Check that. We are absolutely supportive of the "overall" effort to bring the RNC to Denver in 2016. We are a little bit confused by some of those individual "efforts," so we'll just have to trust our Republican friends when they bring out this stage performance:

Pete Coors plays spoons — Perhaps Pete Coors would be in the U.S. Senate today if he had played more spoons in 2004.

4 thoughts on “Pete Coors is an Excellent Spoon Player (Yes, This is a Real Headline)”

bullshit! says:

May 8, 2014 at 12:35 pm

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Diogenesdemar says:

May 8, 2014 at 12:57 pm

"What do you call your act???"

"The Aristocrats . . . "

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OrangeFree says:

May 8, 2014 at 2:05 pm

That's pretty fantastic, actually

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BlueCat says:

May 8, 2014 at 5:20 pm

Too bad there's nothing like the old Ed Sullivan anymore.

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