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November 20, 2015 05:00 PM UTC
31 Comments
I would have thought Chaps couldn't sink any lower. Wrong again.
Come on, what self respecting Aryan woman wouldn't want to have Bill Murray's baby?
Not that Bill Murray.
I'm no Aryan. I'm just a Yid.
I'm getting gayer and more sterile just looking at the pictures for this article. I think Chaps and Murray may have formulated the perfect no-sex birth control method. 30 seconds of gazing at their faces kills all desire for hetero sex, guaranteed.
It's not permanent. Your desires will return when you get a look at better specimens than those two.
Whew!
What war on women?
Won't someone please propogate with Bill Murray? …
… it's the "most important thing [he's] here for."
I think Mr. Murray's best chance for propogation at this point is the same as for civilized orchids: cloning.
So let me get this straight, . . . it's OK for me to pray to get laid tonight??? …
(… that just might be one way to get this atheist into a front-row pew on Sunday …)
…or in their world, 'prey'.
Chaps claims to work miracles, Dio. Just lay your hand or other body part on his picture, and send in $29.95 to Chaps' tax-deductible organization. Chapster will make the miracle happen.
???!!???
Atheism (and celibacy) is looking really good!
That's what I'm sayin'… Chaps is the anti-sex "chill pill". But he's still pulling in $800,000 non-taxable cash a year from gullible believers…in whatever batshit crazy crap he's selling.
Local watch groups and media are starting to call out Chaps' financial irregularities, as well.
Black women have lots of babies because they are lazy and want a check.
White women DON'T have lots of babies because they are lazy.
These folks really don't think much of any color woman.
"sex machine Bill Murray (not that Bill Murray)???" Nah, don't think so. And neither is Mr. Klingenschmitt. If this link works, here's the REAL sex machine……………..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qSRKdQXWqM
An odd point of view for Dr. Chaps. He's been married for over 20 years and has no children. I guess his wife is lazy.
Though never having seen any evidence of a wife, I'm inclined to believe she is a figment of his imagination.
Mrs. Chaps exists. I can't prove that she lives with him, however.
Perhaps they have a marriage like Mike and Cynthia Coffman…..you know, reside in different congressional districts.
He does maintain a condo in Aspen. I'm trying to protect Mrs. K's privacy, because, you know, would you want to be known as being married to that loon? She is listed as an active Republican voter at the couple's Colorado Springs address.
Here's an old news photo, just to prove that Mary Elaine Klingenschmitt is a real person. She is grimacing in utter horror and embarrassment as Mr. K calls down the wrath of God upon the Navy for dismissing him for insubordination. Like Donald Trump, Chaps used the warship USS Wisconsin as a background for his denunciation.
Poor thing. She has suffered more than enough. She should be offered placement in a witness protection program complete with a new identity.
Another footnote to that 2006 photo – "Klingenschmitt is accompanied by former chief justice of the Alabama Supreme Court Roy S. Moore"- Judge Moore is infamous for attempting to throw the probate courts of Alabama into chaos by ordering that clerks should no longer issue same-sex marriage licenses, after their state ban was found unconstitutional.
Moore's stand was likened to his fellow Alabaman's insistence on "state's rights" during the battle against desegregation. Governor Wallace used the same anti-Federal government language to claim that Federal government had no authority to make states comply with civil rights laws.
Judge Moore was forced to resign from the bench in 2003 for refusing to remove a gigantic Ten Commandments plaque from the Federal courthouse.
A fitting companion for Klingenschmitt.
My poor great-uncle and his wife are probably turning over in their graves. She christened the USS Wisconsin when she was the First Lady of Wisconsin. They were Republicans, but that's when being a Wisconsin Republican was very different than the breed they have today.
Then I won't pick on his poor wife.
Not unless you want Dio's good friend Moddy to leave us again because he's so disgusted with our attacking the innocent
. Oh, wait
! Pick away!
I think that if you look up "long-suffering" in an encyclopedic dictionary, you'll find her photo..
. . . it's cross-referenced with "astoundingly poor judgment in mate selection."