March 31, 2016 08:51 AM UTC

The Cover-Up Is Always Worse than the Crime

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• by: Colorado Pols

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, a former Republican candidate for President who is now about as lame a duck as you will find, decided to call into a New Jersey talk radio show to explain why he was caught dumping a bag of M&M candies into a separate box of M&M candies.

Right. Let’s say that one more time: Chris Christie called into a New Jersey talk radio show to explain why he was caught dumping a bag of M&M candies into a separate box of M&M candies. As Gawker helpfully points out:

Explaining why you might combine two different containers of M&Ms candies is infinitely more embarrassing than being caught in the act of combining to [sic] different containers of M&Ms.

We’d continue to make jokes about this, but it makes us too sad…

Chris Christie pouring his bag of M&M’s into a bigger bag of MORE M&M’s is a savage and perplexing move pic.twitter.com/xynYXfswGc

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) March 26, 2016