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May 15, 2017 01:28 PM UTC

Caption This Photo(shop): "Two Scoops, Mister Trump!"

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  • by: Colorado Pols

A variation on Saturday Night Live’s theme, starring Sen. Cory Gardner:

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2 thoughts on “Caption This Photo(shop): “Two Scoops, Mister Trump!”

  1. "Much better, dumbo. Last time, you brought me a Cherry Koch."

    or

    "Thanks, boy. Here's five dollars; go buy yourself a personality."

    or

    "If anybody else gets two scoops, believe me, ya fiyad, ya knucklehead. Capice?"

    or

    “Hey, stupid, does my ass look fat in these circus-tent pants?”

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