June 22, 2009 10:59 PM UTC

At Least He's Not Your Missing Governor

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• by: Colorado Pols

Breaking from the AP wire:

Where is South Carolina’s governor?

Gov. Mark Sanford’s wife said Monday she did not know the location of the two-term Republican chief executive. Sanford’s staff declined to disclose where he was.

First lady Jenny Sanford told The Associated Press her husband has been gone for several days and she doesn’t know where. She said she was not concerned. Jenny Sanford said the governor said he needed time away from their children to write something…

Lt. Gov. Andre Bauer said he didn’t know where Sanford is but said he had not been put in charge.

Please hold off on the “Vanishing” Dave Balmer jokes. After all, that was right next door in North Carolina and they’ve already heard them.