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October 09, 2015 06:24 AM UTC

Name the new House Speaker

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It sounds like the Republicans need some help coming up with a new Speaker to replace John Boehner. Keeping in mind that the Speaker does not need to be a member of Congress, maybe we can help them with some friendly suggestions. To start the ball rolling:

  • Gordon Klingenschmitt
  • Joe Arpaio
  • Sarah Palin
  • Kim Davis
  • Ted Nugent

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  1. Each of your speaker candidates would have a unique way of moving recalcitrant Republicans.

    Klingenschmitt could exorcise their demons. Palin could baffle them with bullshit and drown them in her verbal swamps. Davis could refuse to sign or move any legislation  that isn't highlighted in her personal Bible. Arpaio could make them all wear pink underwear and be exposed to the DC weather until they relent. Nugent could curse at them and come on to the youngest interns.  Jodi Ernst could make them squeal.

    Any of these could prepare Congress for a televised "reality" Trump presidency, which would have advertising sales and entertainment as its primary goals, not governance.

     

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