U.S. Senate
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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
Governor
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(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Jena Griswold
60%
60%
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Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Alexis King
(D) Brian Mason
40%
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30%
Sec. of State
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(D) George Stern
(D) A. Gonzalez
(R) Sheri Davis
40%
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%
30%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Joe Salazar
50%
40%
40%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
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20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
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5%
January 29, 2016 12:49 PM UTC
23 Comments
Kurt Russell and Randy Baumgardner. What a mullet match.
This crap is why Colorado Pols is declining as a news source and nobody cares what you say anymore. You've degenerated into cheap stunts and slanderous Photoshops.
Hateful Eight was Marble's idea. If some Dem had come up with it to describe a dissident group within the Dem party are you telling me nothing like this would appear in the rightie blogosphere? Heck, AC wouldn't be able to add it to his collection of cartoon and photoshopped postings fast enough.
BTW whatever happened to your BFF AC? Did the checks start bouncing? Is it our fault Colorado R pols have been handing Dems stuff like this on a silver platter ever since the ouster of Call and failed coup against the guy you replaced him with? Is the political IQ of Ms Never-had-any-marbles-to-lose our fault? Or Chaps? Or Tancredo? Or Cindy Coffman? Or….. never mind. The list is way too long.
Baumgardner is the only one whose face looks Wild West-y enough.
As far as AC goes, if you want him to show up, you have to use the magic formula:
Ken Buck
+any word that rhymes with Buck,
+ factual reporting on Buck's ridonkulous tweets
+factual reporting on Buck's failed legislative record
+factual reporting on Buck's miserable attendance in Congress.
There once was a BUCK from Nantucket….
Considered a vote, then said, "Fuck it!"
And he said with a grin,
As contributions rolled in,
"If there's a corporate teat, I will suck it."
Excellent, Daft. The Ken Buck limerick classic, ladies and gents!
Bravo…to the entire trio of creative geniuses..very funny..
Ditto. Do you suppose Modster will finally really, really be too disgusted to come back?
not likely, I'm afraid…
I'm fairly certain that Moderatus has a very high tolerance for disgust …
… if he owns any mirrors.
Well, that's true…but it's only because your BFF, AC...came to work for us!!! Bwaahaahahahahahahahahahaha…you hapless fool! You are doomed, I tell you…doomed!!
Nobody has cared about what we say for 10 years now.
Modster cares. He just can't quit you, Colorado Pols.
The cheap stunts and slanderous photoshops are why I read this blog!
If "no one cares" what Colorado Pols has to say, then why do you and the other hapless half-wit, Andy Carney Barker, spend sooooooo much time here attempting (in vain) to "refutiate" the things which Colorado Pols says — about which, you so arrogantly proclaim, "no one cares"? Hmm, Pookie?
You're strictly amateur hour. You've got nothing, ever, and you can't wait to show how thoughtless, ignorant, selfish and vapid you are. You're an embarrassment, only you're too dumb to realize it.
I am only here to justify my popcorn consumption.
I have to support Iowa farmers who will soon be destroyed by President Cruz's termination of ethanol subsidies.
Mr. Hopeful Cruz is learning a valuable lesson in Iowa, tea partiers love Government shrinkages, until it touches their hand outs.
Poor Moddy…You party is in ruins, your politics are a joke, and your candidates are all punchlines; the only response you can offer is, "Yeah? Well, no one listens to you, anyway!!! WAAAAAAH!!"
I'd tell you to pull your head out of the sand, but you'd have to pull it out of your ass, first.
Seems to me, Moddy, that you need to brush up on your slander knowledge. And, by the way, this would be libel, not slander, since it's written. To get you started, read Hustler v. Falwell.
No way could that be a Dudley Brown production …
… where's the machine guns? the 30-round magazines? the RPGs? (Hell, I don't even see a single bandolier??!!??)
Maybe woods and Lost-Her-Marbles are hiding them under their coats.