U.S. Senate
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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Somebody
80%
20%
Governor
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(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Jena Griswold
60%
60%
40%↓
Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Alexis King
(D) Brian Mason
40%
40%
30%
Sec. of State
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(D) George Stern
(D) A. Gonzalez
(R) Sheri Davis
40%
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
60%
30%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(D) Somebody
80%
40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Somebody
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Joe Salazar
50%
40%
40%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
August 29, 2014 03:27 PM UTC
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Tort reform Tuesday! You don't need to sue.
Fuck the poor Friday or Fuck the poor every day.
Sunday: The Lord's Day. Electioneering only allowed at church.
TGIS!
Freedom Friday, because we as Democrats hate freedom
That's what equality means to Republicans, right? Give the women their separate but equal day.
Twofer Tuesday. For the Mormon GOPers.
Whites only Wednesday.
Duh.
Phreedumb Fries Friday!
Slap an Immigrant Saturday!
Throttle a Gay Thursday!
Sue the Prez Sunday!
Waterbaord Wednesday!
Trash Teachers Tuesday!
"Phreedumb". Well played!!
Merci, Michael. Teabaggers inspire me. : )
I think you win, DP.
Couldn't we just cement up the entrance to the cave on Monday and enjoy the rest of the week?
sexist….
By Jove, I think she's got it! The solution to a deadlocked Congress! Let the women work it out!
Transgendered Thursdays?
Toadies Tuesday!
Turdsday.
Teabagapalooza Tuesday . . .
Theocracy Thursday . .
Fuck 'em (I got mine) Friday . . .
Filibuster Friday [– not as important a holiday as Fuck 'em Friday, IMHO]
Shutdown Saturday . . .
Moron's Monday (don't want Moddy & AC to feel forgotten) . . .
Especially love Theocracy Thursday!
For Moddy and AC–Troll Tuesday.
How about Misogynist Monday and Feminist Friday!
RMoney Monday(because “he told us so!”)
Sodomy Saturday (celebrating the “Deliverance” base)
Testicles Only Tuesday
War “for” Women Wednesday
Fry ’em Friday (before Hick stops us)
We make a Thousand times what you make Thursdays
Remember Moocubed, according to the 'Pubs, every day is Sodomy Saturday for us.