…But What About Tuesday?

Colorado Republicans are apparently big fans of alliteration. They've come up with two volunteer recruitment days — one for men and one for women! You know, because Man/Monday and Woman/Wednesday.

Since it is Friday and the eve of Labor Day Weekend, we thought this email (yes, it's a real email) from the Colorado Republican Party could make for some fun brainstorming activities. In the comments below, give us your alliterative suggestions for how Republicans could attract voters on the other five days of the week.

Man Monday Women Wednesday

24 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. JeffcoBlueJeffcoBlue says:

    Tort reform Tuesday! You don't need to sue.

  2. Gilpin GuyGilpin Guy says:

    Fuck the poor Friday or Fuck the poor every day.

  3. bullshit!bullshit! says:

    Sunday: The Lord's Day. Electioneering only allowed at church.

  4. Democrat1207 says:

    Freedom Friday, because we as Democrats hate freedom

  5. gaf says:

    That's what equality means to Republicans, right? Give the women their separate but equal day.

  6. itlduso says:

    Twofer Tuesday.  For the Mormon GOPers.

  7. itlduso says:

    Whites only Wednesday.

    Duh.

  8. DawnPatrol says:

    Phreedumb Fries Friday!

    Slap an Immigrant Saturday!

    Throttle a Gay Thursday!

    Sue the Prez Sunday!

    Waterbaord Wednesday!

    Trash Teachers Tuesday!

  9. Konola says:

    Couldn't we just cement up the entrance to the cave on Monday and enjoy the rest of the week?

     

  10. FrankUnderwood says:

    Transgendered Thursdays?

  11. Diogenesdemar says:

    Teabagapalooza Tuesday . . .

    Theocracy Thursday . .  

    Fuck 'em (I got mine) Friday . . . 

    Filibuster Friday [-- not as important a holiday as Fuck 'em Friday, IMHO]

    Shutdown Saturday . . . 

    Moron's Monday (don't want Moddy & AC to feel forgotten) . . . 

  12. exlurker19 says:

    For Moddy and AC–Troll Tuesday.

  13. hawkeye says:

    How about Misogynist Monday and Feminist Friday!

  14. MooMooMoo0MooMooMoo0 says:

    RMoney Monday(because “he told us so!”)
    Sodomy Saturday (celebrating the “Deliverance” base)
    Testicles Only Tuesday
    War “for” Women Wednesday
    Fry ‘em Friday (before Hick stops us)
    We make a Thousand times what you make Thursdays

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